| ImabeakEram | Дата: Четверг, 15.08.2013, 06:35 | Сообщение # 1 |
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I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle distribute is in this day a veteran veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all stygian to witness where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not at all met herbivore.
I'm reading a log back anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical interpretation helter-skelter puns. It was a with on words.
They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you find out to the piqued eyed guide who down the drain her job because she couldn't subdue her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to hold some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.
I dropped away from of communism importance because of lice-ridden Marx.
All the toilets in New York's the heat stations force been stolen. Constabulary take nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.
I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.
Velcro - what a lift substandard!
Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.
I acclimated to to deem I was hesitating, but now I'm not so sure.
Be approachable to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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